All bibles belong in the fiction section.

HELLO! Happy Easter!
As you can see from the title, I basically celebrate Easter for the chocolate goodness and long weekend it brings.
Throughout my future posts I'm sure I'll comment on how much religion pisses me off. However...I'm tempted to do so right now aswell. Try and follow me, folks.
Religion is a monster. Some people say it saves them, gives them something to believe in, etc, etc. People: YOU NEED TO WAKE UP AND SAVE YOURSELF. Frankly, nothing except you controls your life. You behold your own beauty and your own happiness. Reading a huge book full of confusing text and getting on your knees (how raunchy) to pray to some guy who probably didn't intend on zillions of people worshipping him, is ridiculous. It's straight up stupid.
Who even wrote the fucking Bible?! Sorry to burst your idealistic bubble, but "God" didn't just think thoughts and then by chance, they magically they appeared on a page. No no. Some crazy homeless guy  dude thought he'd make a few bucks to write a book, so he made up some bogus religion one day when he smoked a little too much meth got bored.
You're probably wondering why I'm so against religion? It's not the concept of religion, per se, that I'm skeptical of. It's the effects of religions around the world. The war, the destruction , the genocide it results in. Not to mention the discrimination against LGBT people. Although this is 2010, there are still people walking around who genuinely believe, BECAUSE OF THE BIBLE, that man and woman are the only acceptable form of relationships. Could you get any more disgusting?
Even before I came to terms with my sexual orientation and realized I was gay, I NEVER had any problem with two women or two men together. It's love. It's L-O-V-E. Though there's gay people who still love God, I'm not convinced. We should be able to live and invent our own religion and self-worship instead of looking to a fictional book for answers.
I could go on for days, but I'll end it there. When I see assholes parents bringing their innocent children to church-related protests that bash gay people, I'm not gonna be stoked about religion. In fact I'm probably just going to not respect you, at all.
With that said, thanks to all you delusional religious folk people for letting me overindulge on chocolate today.


Happy egg hunting,
Moi